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Complete crap. PERIOD.
-kish
WAR EAGLE!
A South Georgia farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there it's 95° with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, 'Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?' The farmer replies, 'Oh, this is like a warm spring day in south Georgia. I like it.' Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's 100° and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. 'This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all.' Furious, Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the south Georgia farmer still laying there resting. 'Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good.
The hotter the better.' In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer.
The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere, realizes that Hell has frozen over, and begins to laugh, jump for joy and scream.
'Alabama beat Georgia ! Alabama beat Georgia ! Alabama beat Georgia
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